Kitchen tales

I'm coming to get you
Make no mistake
I'm here to sweat you
Like a moist rummy cake

I'll tickle and toast you
I'll pickle and roast you
I'll carve and baste you
Brown

I'll twist and tease you
Pinch and please you
Suck you till you
Drown

Smell you, inhale you
Smoke you, choke you
Lick you softly clean

Taste you, waste you
Chew and cherish you
Take you
Where you've never been.

So pluck off those feathers
Peel off that skin
Drain all the blood
Let the games begin.

Juice up the flesh
Carve out the heart
Mince me your brains
Let me play my part.

The eyes delight
I'm waiting to bite
Shivering slow
Raring to go.

So offer it up
Pretty and pink
Rosy and raw
No scar no kink.

I smell your fear
I'm here to win
So crawl up near
Surrender to sin.

And make no mistake
My dear juicy steak
I'm the best chef ever
Your smiling saviour

and

It's you that I'll bake
It's you that I'll break
It's you I will make
It's you I will take.

And I'm no Shylock
So reminding you
That just a pound of flesh
Will never do.

So,
are you ready for the magic?