Monday, January 23

Double up

How do you peel an orange and play the violin at the same time?
Use teeth for the orange.
How do you peel an orange and play the flute at the same time?
You tell me.

How do you write a story and workout at the same time?
Keep laptop on the treadmill.
How do you write a story and scrub the bath at the same time?
You tell me.

How do you whisper and listen at the same time?
Delink vocal chords from ears.
How do you whisper and scream at the same time?
You tell me.

Or shall I tell you?
Same way we laugh and cry together.
Same way we love and hate together.

Incorrect.
Does not answer all the above.

Just be two people.
In your head.
Doubled productivity
Enhanced creativity
Need for help - negative.

4 comments:

Prerona said...

reminds me of multi-processor, multi-processing, multi-tasking lessons from college :)

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Gets better and better. Bloglined you.

Why did you delete your archives?

J.A.P.

Inkblot said...

Thanks J.A.P.

Its always nice to be reborn, wouldn't you agree?

procheta said...

was goin through your old posts...clean,neat,sharp...i like this one.